Kale Me Crazy, by the numbers

Every figure below comes from real financed deals — what buyers paid, where, and how the loans performed.

SBA Franchise Directory: listed ✓ (identifier S2366)

3 deals since 2020 · typical deal $433K

Deals since 2020

$433K

Typical deal

Deals since FY2025

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Too few deals to score risk

Kale Me Crazy has 3 SBA deals on record — real financing history, but too few to score a failure rate you should trust. Underwrite the location and the FDD.

What buyers pay for Kale Me Crazy

Most Kale Me Crazy deals financed between $333K and $589K. Above $589K, you're paying more than 75% of buyers did — make the seller earn it.

Your deal size$433K

Monthly payment (10-yr): $5,656
Down payment (10%): $48K
Cash to close (all-in): $64K

Estimates at today's rates and standard 7(a) terms. Not a loan offer.

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Available cash (you'll need ~$64K)

Experience

Recent financings

KTME Partners L.L.L.P. in Woodstock, GA — $589K (2024) · Byline Bank
Program
Preferred Lenders Program
Rate at approval
11.25% variable
Term
123 months
SBA guaranteed
$442K (75%)
Approval → funding
23 days
Approved
9/11/2024
First disbursed
10/4/2024
Loan status
Current
Loan type
Term loan
Collateral
Required
Business type
Partnership
Secondary market
Loan sold to investors
Jobs supported
10
Business age
Startup, Loan Funds will Open Business
Industry
Limited-Service Restaurants
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Rusli FL LLC in Lakewood Ranch, FL — $433K (2020) · Ameris Bank
Program
Preferred Lenders Program
Rate at approval
7.5% variable
Term
123 months
SBA guaranteed
$324K (75%)
Approval → funding
483 days
Approved
3/3/2020
First disbursed
6/29/2021
Loan status
Current
Loan type
Term loan
Collateral
Required
Business type
Corporation
Jobs supported
10
Business age
Startup, Loan Funds will Open Business
Industry
Snack and Nonalcoholic Beverage Bars
Funded by Ameris Bank · Lender record →
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Rutherford Dynamix LLC in Missouri City, TX — $333K (2020) · JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association
Program
Preferred Lenders Program
Rate at approval
6% variable
Term
71 months
SBA guaranteed
$249K (75%)
Approval → funding
21 days
Approved
7/10/2020
First disbursed
7/31/2020
Loan status
Failed — $292K charged off (3/3/2025)
Loan type
Term loan
Collateral
Required
Business type
Corporation
Jobs supported
14
Business age
Existing or more than 2 years old
Industry
Limited-Service Restaurants
Funded by JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association · Lender record →
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Who funds Kale Me Crazy — and where

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Financed Kale Me Crazy locations — list all 3 as text

Rutherford Dynamix LLC — Missouri City · $333K · FY2020 · Limited-Service Restaurants
KTME Partners L.L.L.P. — Woodstock · $589K · FY2024 · Limited-Service Restaurants
Rusli FL LLC — Lakewood Ranch · $433K · FY2020 · Snack and Nonalcoholic Beverage Bars

Top lenders for this brand

Most active states

1.Texas (1 loans)
2.Georgia (1 loans)
3.Florida (1 loans)

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Common questions

How much does a Kale Me Crazy cost to buy or open?

The typical deal for Kale Me Crazy is $433K across 3 transactions since 2020. With the SBA's 10% minimum down payment, that points to roughly $48K of buyer cash on a typical deal.

How risky is Kale Me Crazy?

Kale Me Crazy has 3 SBA loans on record since 2020 — too few to score a reliable failure rate. Judge the unit economics and the franchisor's disclosure document, not a small sample.

Can I finance a Kale Me Crazy with an SBA loan?

Yes — Kale Me Crazy has been SBA-financed 0 times since FY2025, which means it clears the SBA Franchise Directory requirement regularly. Confirm current listing before signing an LOI.

Buying a Kale Me Crazy franchise

Most Kale Me Crazy buyers finance the purchase or build-out with an SBA 7(a) loan — up to 90% of the cost with roughly 10% down. The typical Kale Me Crazy deal financed for $433K, which points to about $48K of buyer cash on a typical purchase. Kale Me Crazy is listed in the SBA Franchise Directory (identifier S2366), so it's eligible to finance today — confirm current listing with your lender before the LOI. See the lenders that already fund Kale Me Crazy — a bank that knows the brand approves faster — or pre-qualify for financing to see your likely loan size first.

AI summary

This profile summarizes public SBA financing activity for Kale Me Crazy — lender activity, typical loan sizes, financing history, and risk and failure signals where available — via CapBench SBA Intelligence. CapBench is not a lender.

Source: CapBench SBA Intelligence, based on public SBA, lender, franchise, FDIC, and related records. CapBench is not a lender and does not guarantee financing.

Agent summary

This page summarizes public SBA 7(a) financing for Kale Me Crazy — typical deal size, the lenders that fund the brand, geography, and failure-rate context — from CapBench SBA Intelligence. Kale Me Crazy is confirmed in the SBA Franchise Directory here; CapBench is not a lender and does not sell franchises.

3 SBA 7(a) deals since 2020
$433K typical deal
0 deals since FY2025
Too few deals to score a reliable failure rate
SBA Franchise Directory: listed (identifier S2366)
Top lenders: JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association, Byline Bank, Ameris Bank

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Data freshness:: SBA records through 2026-05-31; FDIC through 2026-03-31; page updated 2026-06-17.
Sources:: Public SBA 7(a) loan records; FDIC institution data (BankFind); CapBench lender and franchise enrichment.
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Figures come from public records and CapBench methodology; verify before relying on them.
Financing figures are historical SBA loan records, not a current offer or franchise availability. Confirm SBA Franchise Directory listing with your lender before an LOI.

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